It's Christmas Day, and crime scene cleaner Wicky is looking forward to Weasel's Christmas raffle at the pub. First prize: an actual horse. All that stands in his way is a blood-soaked crime scene in an ice cream parlour and a regular customer who isn't going to let a little thing like a murder stop him from getting the perfect peach melba ice cream.

Wicky faces the ultimate test of self-control: a job in a pub, after he's promised his girlfriend he'll stay off the booze. But missing a pint is the least of his challenges once he meets hard-bitten landlady Lisa and muscle-bound barman Cuddle.

Wicky is hired by a theatre where a male strip show has got out of hand. A self-important clown, a whimsical theatre manager and a broken fire alarm turn his day into a nightmare. More

Wicky is called to a shooting in a technology shop, where he finds himself sharing the night shift with Kai, a shelf-stacking conspiracy theorist who is preparing for the end of the world - which he insists is about to happen.

There has been a tragic death at a stately home and Wicky is called in to clean up. But he's not the only person there with a job to do. There is a shaman with his own agenda, an owl and possibly a ghost. With Shakin' Stevens.

Wicky is called to a quiet town where a row has broken out over a new statue and someone has chucked a bucket of blood over it in protest. Tempers in the town are running high, and it looks like things might turn nasty.

A gamekeeper has been murdered in rural Wales, and it falls to Wicky to clean up the mess. He knows that whatever happens on the job, it's important not to lose your head.